...This is a public service announcement...

Think back to your last sexual experiance, do you even remember who you were involved with? Do you even care? Probably not. Most likely due to the fact that you were either drunk, high, or your body was so engulfed with STD's that you had lost all ability to abstain from sexual behavior. Due to recent scientific studies, 99.2% of college students have STD's due to their flagrant sexual practices. Zach Frailey, student of IUP, states, "I usually sleep with at least two different bitches a night, and I don't even care who they are, or what diseases they have." There you have it ladies and gentleman, a true college horror story of what happens everyday on our campuses throughout the US of A.

But what can be done to prevent this atrosity? Not a whole heck of a lot. But next time you think about yankin' out the hang down men, or spreading your legs girls, think of what STD is going around. And then think, do I want that one. If you do, by all means enjoy your evening. But if by chance, Ghonorea is a hot topic, zip your pants shut, go home, and do the dirty nasty solo for the evening.

Remember folks, keep in mind the word abstinance, and keep it fresh. Sex kills. It's a fact.

NATHANIEL DREW KIMMEL

ALLOW me to pose this question: how would you feel about getting into heaven after dying without doing shit. Or how about this more applicable question: do you enjoy double standards and legalism spat upon you during your Sunday sermon, or even better yet, from your closest friends? Well, if you answered yes to that last question, attending a reformed denominational church might be on your list of things to do. There are a few here in my home town of Indiana, PA will do the job.

What the hell has happened to religion? More specifically, what the hell has happend to Christianity? Calvinistic ideals are beginning to plague the Christian faith. The thoughts and theories of "Total Depravity" and "Dual Predestination" is a crock full of shit. And this crock full of shit has spilled all over the local churches. The churches are now covered in shit.

How can a person say that if you are not involved with this one church, then you are not a christian?? That my friend is wrong... if you are chosen by God to go to heaven, then you in turn are sentanced to hell for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Even if you turn to Jesus Christ, but are condemned to hell, you do not get into heaven. And from the day you were born, every move that you make, has been guided by satan himself, that is if you are not chosen by God.

This is just a preview of a blog that I am going to be working on for quite some time. This is just a taste of the topic that I will be covering. I hope all of you read this and want to hear more. As for now, the beckoning call of homework and beer is calling my name.. Enjoy yourself IUP.


NATHANIEL DREW KIMMEL