HENCE the ever-growing threat of my obesity becoming more and more prevalent in my everyday life, I now know from what I must starve myself from. I have racked on a modest eleven and a half pounds over the course of the last three hundred and sixty five days (One full, non-leap year). OBSURDITY!! I am often mistaken with Polar Bears, due to my pale colored skin and my large figure. It is now my goal and desire to only eat Wheat Thins and Liquid Ex-Lax for one full year. I hope for the best, this is the least that I can do. Enjoy Yourself.


NDK


Whenver you feel lost or out of place, remember the day that you left my heart in the Sahara---Ned Kimmel